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In elementary school, I was pissed when I opened my brown bag lunch and my Twinkie was smashed! It was like the end of the world (No, I was not a fat kid, I just ate like one). Now, I’m even more devastated! Hostess has filed for bankruptcy with Twinkies! Whaaaat da fuuu?! Apparently, they have no nutritional value, and with our generation turning into health freaks, there is no longer a place in our world for Twinkies. I find that absolutely bonkers! Beer has no nutritional value, but people still drink ’em! Why hasn’t beer gone bankrupt? Yeah, beer gets you drunk and gives you an excuse to “act a fool”, but Twinkies are delicious and make you feel happy inside when you eat them. I don’t know about you, but I will be going to Wal-Mart ASAP to stock up on these yummy, cream filled, heavenly treats. I mean, look at the cowboy Twinkie on the box.. How can you say No to that guy!? So next time you see me, you will have to pull me out from underneath a pile of Twinkies. I work out every day, which means I deserve to eat a Twinkie every day, dammit! I’m gonna be just like this guy…


Until next time my friends.

Twinkie does still plan to produce after filing for bankruptcy and hopefully keep on keepin’ on! This is just a dramatization..

Wanna learn more? Check out this article…

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Blog Time.

While on the phone with my boyfriend who lives 4 hours away, I came to a huge realization; I am bored as crap!!! So I sat here thinking in my room as I watch Toddlers & Tiaras, “What the heck can I do with my life?!?”. Most seniors don’t have this problem; they go to a fun school. I, on the other hand, go to a school with absolutely nothing to do, unless I want to get drunk 7 days a week. Let’s be real here, I can’t pull off a 6-pack stomach if I drink a 6-pack of beer every night. If i did, I would end up having a belly as big as the hillbilly child on this damn TV show. (See Below)

I don't need this beer belly

I continued to think “what can i do?”, and then it came to me… BLOGGING. I’ve always loved to write, unless forced to by a professor of course. I am a writing tutor after all. Also, this would be a great opportunity to show off my new found obsession- Photography! At the moment, my camera is in the shop having work done, but once i get my baby back, IT’S ON!

I won’t always bore you with my photos, I plan on blogging about fashion and fitness tips, along with travel destinations, recipe ides… you name it, i’ll write about tit (thought i’d leave my typo for some humor).

Anyways, I am done rambling. This is my first blog, so back off. 🙂